Wondering On Wednesday May 7th
When I was a teenager I remember being attacked by the most vicious desire. I was mad with need, overcome by a hormonal rage that I didn’t know how to satiate. It was the first time I’d physically longed for something so keenly my lips trembled.
I was with my aunt and she recognized my symptoms immediately. She took one look at me and knew exactly what to do. As the attack grew stronger and my legs began to buckle, she reached into her purse and pulled out a chocolate bar.
“You carry chocolate around in your purse?” I asked rather ungratefully.
She smiled in that way older women do when they know something about life their younger cohorts haven’t yet learned. “My darling there will come a day when you too will carry chocolate in your purse.”
I didn’t believe her. Young and stupid, I know. I didn’t appreciate that my beautiful and enchanting aunt was well-versed in cocoa therapy, and there was a reason she’d spent years perfecting her remedies.
I often think back to that day and remember with gratitude how she banished the monster with such casual ease…how she knew exactly what I needed and how she so readily shared her antidote without reminding me that too much of the dark jewel would find its way to my hips. She simply understood there are times in a woman’s life when only chocolate will do.
Instead of scoffing at her claim that I’d also carry chocolate in my purse one day, I wish I’d known to ask her if I’d also stash it in my desk drawer…or what about a secret hiding place in the pantry…my car’s glove box? Would I squirrel away exquisite brands and only leave Hershey for the family to share? I wonder what she would have said.
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Comment by Shiela on 7 May 2008:
Is it bad that Anna - at 3 - is already hooked? She will randomly ask me for “a bowl of chocolate Mommy”. Oh dear, it’s only downhill from here.
Comment by Brad on 12 May 2008:
A few years ago, my niece Annalee was over at our house. It was only a few weeks past Valentines day. Annalee, who is seven years old now, asked me for a piece of chocolate. Aunt Joan has always kept a stash around, so she knew there was some to be had. Having a box of Russell Stovers on hand, I brought out the box and knelt down to offer her a piece. In the sweetest little voice, she replied…”Um, Uncle Brad, um, is there another kind, um, like in that shiny box, you know that Aunt Joan likes. There was no denying it. Little Annalee had become a chocolate snob. Ten years or so from now, some boy is going to show up on her doorstep with chocolate and flowers. If it’s not Godiva, he’ll have his feelings crushed.
Comment by Tricia on 13 May 2008:
Brad, I hope you keep this story and share it with your niece when she’s old enough to see just how adorable this is, and what a special uncle she obviously has.
Shiela, no problem that Anna is already asking for bowls of chocolate. You’re OK unless she hangs out with Brad’s niece and begins to learn the difference between Russell Stover and “the shiny box.”
Comment by Shiela on 13 May 2008:
She does not discriminate at this point (and neither does her mother). All chocolate is equal in our eyes (unless it has an orange creme filling - BLECK!What is that?!?!?)